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Hanna the clam had a piece of sand under her shell named Penninah.  Penninah was a pearl in relation to Hanna the clam.

Hanna sat there all clamed up.

This is what her father Shekeleth the Lion clam taught her.

Hanna can't pray when she is jabbering. (Hanna jabbering not pictured)

Hanna can't pray when she is pigging out. (Hanna eating not pictured)

Hanna can't pray when she's kveching. (Hanna kveching not pictured)

So Hanna the clam just sat there.  The spiritual star fish was trying to rip her open, but all she had to do was keep her mouth shut and pray.

Then she had her breakthrough, her peleg.  It was  whole new world.  She succeded in keeping her foot in her mouth.

Hanna's favorite scritpure was Exodus 30:34 and Revelation 8:1.  A molusk ingredient was in the insence of the golden altar, the one spoken of in Revelation in relation to the prayers of the saints.  As a Messianic clam this was her great inspiration.
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