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When everyone around you freaks out about the Swine Flu..
Simply tell them this:

Why panic!
I’m not...

Tell me, what is the worst thing that can happen to me?
I could get sick, suffer a bit and then Go to Heaven???
Oh No! Not that!

Don’t throw me in that Briar patch, Brair Fox!”
He he he…

Friends, don’t panic…
Sure, Cancel your overseas vacations.
Yes, take care of all your heath precautions.
While you are at it, buy some extra water and can goods.

Meanwhile,
Pray for those in more danger then you…
And then simply cast your cares upon Jesus…
And He will take care of you…As He always has...

Remember,
The Bible is TRUTH, and it is written:

1 He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. 2 I will say of the Lord, "He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust." 3 Surely he will save you from the fowler's snare and from the deadly pestilence. 4 He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart. 5 You will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day, 6 nor the pestilence that stalks in the darkness, nor the plague that destroys at midday. 7 A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. - Psalms 91:1-7

Now go, be that cool glass of water...

Bogus.
Flu shemew.

Paris Hilton was asked about the swine flu, and she said; What about it? I don't eat swine flu! Joking aside ;It does seem the U.S. is downplaying the pandemic greatly. It is spreading quickly. Indianapolis has many cases , and after the 500 race yesterday ;1/2  million people came from everywhere in the world!It seems to double weekly! We are in the times!, and swine flu is probably one of the least of this worlds problems; unless you have it!

Hello

Well, great, we Jews don't eat Swine,
allthough implantations of Swine-hearts might be considered o.k.,
but than it's even more risky to get Swine diseases.

Buying water sounds great,
than we can use it for shabbath,
praying that the water might change into wine,
and while singing we might have some wine-flu.

Try this at home, not in the synagogue

Swine flu...any relation to Y2K?...

Panic the folks

Push untested vaccine on them

then say oops...just a regular seasonal flu don't worry...

more people nearly died from the shot than from the actual flu...

anyphylactic shock.....allergic reactions....

Big Pharmacuetical companies made a killing in profits...

whole thing was a scam...